sarcasm..the spice of life
This is an experiment conducted on behalf of all the PJ practitioners...once in a while ull come across a person who after sometime tries to get back to u with a whole dash of sarcasm..no matter what u try..none of ur pj's seem to work and they try to put in some reverse psychology to fight off ur superior wit..some excerpts of the conversation can be seen below

Shakti Srivastava: wats dat..see im asimple gal..n jst tryin to be honest wid you..y don ya accept reality..
vaibhavv4u: ok ok watever
Shakti Srivastava: see ur brushing it doen..dats ur greatness..
Shakti Srivastava: dats how great souls are..self effacing
vaibhavv4u: oh thank u
vaibhavv4u: how nice of u
Shakti Srivastava: hmm but ur nicer
vaibhavv4u: for that i confer upon u the honorory cross of sarcasm with all the compliments of the subjects of pj land
Shakti Srivastava: oh plzz..im not worth ven an ounce of it
vaibhavv4u: i know
vaibhavv4u: 'thats why it weighs less than an ounce
vaibhavv4u:
Shakti Srivastava: ya..u are de great soul hw can i comment on dat
vaibhavv4u: with ur mouth
vaibhavv4u: just open ur mouth and move ur toungue while exhaling
vaibhavv4u: very easy
Shakti Srivastava: ya u can mock me..after all ur de pj king
as u can see ..the subject..lets name her "shakti" has pulled off all stops to put off the veteran...confused but determinbed..he comes back...but every pj attack is deflected.when the veteran tries a bit of reverse psychology again..the subject comes back with more sarcasm..

vaibhavv4u: keep it up
vaibhavv4u: i am enjoying myself
Shakti Srivastava: hmm..one moment u mak fun of me den u tell meto kep it up..gosh im gettin even more impressed n spell bound..
Shakti Srivastava: hmm n im tryin my best to live up to ur high standards of wit. ..n sarcasm
vaibhavv4u: how kind of u
vaibhavv4u: that is so sweet
vaibhavv4u: go on
vaibhavv4u: u r really doing a good job
vaibhavv4u: please put in more
Shakti Srivastava: wat more ya..u don undertsnd its so tuff ajob fr me..my pea sized intellect jst can fathom more
at this point the veteran is about to quit..but then from somewhere deep within his conscious comes a voice..dont give up..u can do this..with renewed vigour he continues his attack..then no reply..after a few more posts the veteran realises that somethng is wrong..maybe the subject is thnking..planning a big attack..maybe the subject is scared and ran away..then suddenly there is a buzz

Shakti Srivastava: hey sry gt dc

then the veteran realises maybe fate shielded the subject from the brunt of his attack...he decides to pull off..after all its always better to remember..
"every dog has his day"

gd/pi at bajaj

hey guys..just had my gd/pi process on 23rd at jamnalal bajaj college...we were given 2 copies each of 2 forms..one was a basic information form..other resembled a cv with a few questions behind..we were supposed to fill up the basic form before the gd and the cv type form between gd and pi ill get back to the questions later...for gd ours was supposed to be a group of i guess 18 people...according to numbers on the seats set up but only 6 had turned up..we were given two topics..dot com or doubt com?? and should ragging be banned....we were asked to vote for the topic..3 choose the first(including me) and 3 choose the second..i decided to try convince the others to take the first..but as i was doing it.my two supporters decided they liked the second topic now..so it was decided..i sat back but then noone spoke up..so i started stating that we cannot ban it completely since noone can define ragging and initiation pranks seperately..so it would be a folly..i was supported by a gal and opposee by a guy..and that was the way 95% of the time went..the 3 of us discussing with the rest hardly speaking up...at the end they asked someone to summarise at whch point i decided to sit back(since i had enoughn points and panelists usually ask a non participant to summarise) when out of the blue the guy next to me asked me ..why dont u summarise..taken by surprise i put in bits and pieces and somehow completed a sentence..hopefully it wont affect my score much..then we filled up the form cooperatively (cudnt help it..the girl was really sweet and good looking) their details were as follows..
first we had to fill in acaedemic details
and then the questions were
1.>write briefly about ur family background
2>write about your acaedemic achievements
3>write about ur extra curricular achievements and the highest level achieved
4>what was the most significant event in the past decade of india's history
5>what would help make india an emerging global power
6>write about ur strenghts and weakness
7>tell why would u make a good manager
then came the interview..two panelists.. a man and a lady
1>asked me what backgrnd i had and then to describe bsc chemistry
2>asked me my marks in cet and then asked "so u have a good chance at bajaj" i replied i hope so
3>ur father has a factory of dyes so why did u not do msc???
justified..
4>but small scale doesnot need mangement?
i said but to convert it to large scale we do need
5>if u were pm for a day how would u improve the economy??
6>questions about my extracurricular achievements
7>do u know maharashtra mla's and the portfolios they handle...i had no idea abt the portfolios..
so they asked ok..in the central govt..i cud name 4-5..they said enough
interview concluded..lets hope i score well...

why??..........because i CAN!!!!!!!

For some inconcievably irritating reason my insanely sane brain decided to concieve this mindboggling hair tearingly nonsensical post to tickle the fickle imagination of rational people in a wierdly irrational way so as to make my lame blog game for some seemingly embarrassing but practically hilarious reading so as to relieve many of the overcrammed dangerously jammed brains of people by making them read the thoughts of a person going thru his supposedly occasional but seemingly regular moments of insanity while he tries to force his brain to stop convincing him to do something useful in his uselessly boring life and convince himself to do something uselessly constructive so as to enjoy this short beautiful life by experiencing every joy of doing nothing and making sure he does nothing of everything that life may have to offer so as not to miss a single moment of nothingness which infact is a sure shot way of becoming nobody while at the same time going gung ho about the fact that nobody is perfect and relishing another fact that he is a nobody which in a wierd twisted way makes him a somebody speaking of which before somebody pops a vein or breaks something i'd better stop this strong dose of brain laxative and go back to my perfectly imperfect life and planning how to do more of nothing..why...BECAUSE I CAN

The code

Hey people...i'm sure most of those who are reading this have at least heard of the book Da Vinci Code.Those who havent read it yet are sure to be waiting to watch the movie..but now all of a sudden there is a furore over the release of the movie...all the catholic churches have now started this campaign to stop the release of the movie....much like they objected to Harry Potter..and the Hindu groups had objected to fire..but c'mon people gimme a break..when will they learn that more they object the more people will want to see the movie...as they say..no publicity is bad publicity...besides since when do people..politicians,priests or whoever have been given an authority to judge what a person should see or read...besides strong faith can hardly be moved or affecte by a single book or a movie..as far as i'm concerned there is no code for behaviour basd on faith or culture...what matters is how you stick to your OWN principles...GOD has given us a brain for a reason..to make our own decisions..this holds true no matter what religion u belong to or what language u speak....so make ur own decision...be who u are wht u are no matter what cos thts all that really maters.

Blogger's galore

I have read innumerable blogs...some actually interesting...come across many bloggers with promising starts but then stutter to an abrupt halt...some write about their everyday life...some people write about their dreams..others like me post all sorts of nonsense for just the heck of it.but there are many who vow to blog regularly but never seem to get there(especially girls).For example whn u chk out a chic's blog as u enter into their world you are greeted by sweet poems followed by thye thoughts cradled within their dreams(typical girlie material).u start getting interested.u go to the next post u finjd where they are gonna be in a few days.Even more interesting..and then it all comes to an abrupt halt.u wonder kya hua??has this girl stopped having dreams??or is she waiting for something interesting to happen in her life.Ok you wait...there is a bomb blast in her hometown..u rush to your computer not to check for the news but for a post..maybe she had some nightmares.but still no post...ok...u wait for a few more days..there is an earthquake..hmm..tht mustve jolted her awake..but still NO POST..by then u give up hope..maybe she has better things to do...maybe she is just lazy...but the the reality of it dawns on you..she's a chick..the more u expect the lesser u'll get..hehheheehe so all you guys out there...while checking ne gal's blog please be prepared to wait a long long time between posts
(the incidents mentioned in this blog are fictious and purely based on the writers superior intelligence and creative imagination.Any resemblance with reality should be accepted as an amazing co-incidence and attributed to the writer's immense knowledge of human behaviour)

Vacations--to freak or not to freak??

Finally after what seemed an eternity the vacations have arrived.The day i walked out of the exam hall there was a sense of relief followed by excitement with all kinds of plans being made in my mind.That was day zero.fast forward today..it's day 9 of my vacation.all the gals from my group are freaking out in ratnagiri.2 guys are in kerela..one guy in goa..one guy has to search for a job and one more is preparing for an entrance exam.That leaves me..with an idle mind and the devil working inside.
But even the devil seems to have taken the month off.Havent done a single wierd thing in days...so wht have i been doing??THIS..piling on booring nonsensical uninteristing bits of information on any unfortunate soul who happens to read my blog.ofcourse i kept adding a few changes to the blog like the new clock to keep the pain of reading my blog bearable.
But that doesnot mean that i havent done anything at all.Managed to meet 2 of my future classmates Nazneen and Jaykishen at cafe coffee day in dadar.in my own characteristic style was half an hour late...despite being completely free the whole day..thts wht i call being fashionably late.they didnt seem to mind my late entry and we ordered some cold coffee.Sat down to talk.i decided to refrain from making any PJ's and the conversation was start stop one with moments of awkward silence and sat long after we finished our refreshments and paid the bill.they had to literally chase us away.:-D
neways tht was perhaps the most activity i have had till now.Needed some place to vent out my frustration and fortunately Mr.coremaniac was kind enuf to make me a moderator in his forum so that i could spam without being kicked out.
anyways there seems to be life among my friends after all.are planning to go somewhere.i personally hope we go to a beach resort near mumbai.it will be a group of insane people doing insane things in an insanely sane way.(i wonder if that made sense)

PJ's--my addiction

Remember the last time u felt like smacking a person on the mush because they cracked a really lame one.well incase u stay in and around mumbai chances of that person being me are very high.Love cracking lame ones not just cos they make people laugh but it actually acts as a real ice breaker.whn was the last time u met a person only to find a prolonged period of wierd extended silence before someone coughed and tried to put in a line or two.try cracking a pj.it'll start with a laugh (or a couple of brickbats)but most chances are ull get a conversation going.it may take a while for an intelligent conversation to actually begin(in a lot of cases i'm still waiting)but the point is u make ur presence felt.
for those uninitiated in the world of pj's here are the abc's.
whch alphabet from abc is coldest ......b cos its between a-c.
as for the 123's why are all numbers afraid of 7....because 7-8-9.hehhehehe.
for those of u who havent cracked the screens with a hockey stick yet i'm sure it brought a smile albeit it was cos i sound like a queer jester.but a smile is a smile and even the ugliest faces are lit up by smiles.
Love em,hate em but u cant run away from them.PJ's are there all around us and are here to stay.so join in the fun.keep spreading the smiles..
PS:-chk out this site for more
http://www.coremaniacs.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=618#618

Quota's

Hey people.This seems to be the hot topic off late and everyone seems to be talking about it.Me and a friend of mine(My best budy Siddhant)were talking about it yesterday(for once we were having an intelligent conversation despite my numerous mindnumbing pj's).We figured that no matter who gets into which institute wont matter anymore.Private companies are no fools.They would figure out that a general category student with more marks who initially wudve made it to the premiere institutes would now be in an institute of a lower rung.and quota pple who wudnt have made it at all(except for backdoor entries) would be there at the top.So we might have a scenario wherein these companies have a segregation on the basis of caste and pick up better open category students from lower rung institutes than quota people from the best colleges.needless to say this would improve the status of these colleges.but for once the government seems to have planned ahead and is rooting for quotas in private companies.A long term conspiracy against the open category students??besides how long will it take the RSS,Shiv Sena and BJP to realise that their beloved Hindutva Vote bank belongs majorly to the open category.Do we see a large scale religious/political standoff building up??It's food for thought people.Only time will tell.