why??..........because i CAN!!!!!!!

For some inconcievably irritating reason my insanely sane brain decided to concieve this mindboggling hair tearingly nonsensical post to tickle the fickle imagination of rational people in a wierdly irrational way so as to make my lame blog game for some seemingly embarrassing but practically hilarious reading so as to relieve many of the overcrammed dangerously jammed brains of people by making them read the thoughts of a person going thru his supposedly occasional but seemingly regular moments of insanity while he tries to force his brain to stop convincing him to do something useful in his uselessly boring life and convince himself to do something uselessly constructive so as to enjoy this short beautiful life by experiencing every joy of doing nothing and making sure he does nothing of everything that life may have to offer so as not to miss a single moment of nothingness which infact is a sure shot way of becoming nobody while at the same time going gung ho about the fact that nobody is perfect and relishing another fact that he is a nobody which in a wierd twisted way makes him a somebody speaking of which before somebody pops a vein or breaks something i'd better stop this strong dose of brain laxative and go back to my perfectly imperfect life and planning how to do more of nothing..why...BECAUSE I CAN